Nou, dat was Georges Michaels’ last christmas.
A man and his wife are walking down the street when the wife turns to her husband and says “honey, I think it’s snowing” the man looks back at her and says “no it’s raining.” To settle the debate between the two they ask the friendly redcoat standing at the end of the street. The redcoat, Rudolph tells them that it is in fact raining. The husband turns to his wife and says “see, Rudolph the red knows rain dear.”
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing??
They always drop their needles!