Tag: pun

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere..

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.

How did the hipster burn his tongue?
Laat het antwoord zien

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale’s

I’m always on time with my jokes. I guess you could say I’m pretty pun-ctual.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.

When chemists die, they barium.

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they’d be alloys.

How much sex do Catholic priests get? Nun at all.

Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I saw a girl today who had 12 nipples. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
For drizzle