An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in.
The old woman stops him and says, “before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina.” The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly boobs