I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
I’m always on time with my jokes. I guess you could say I’m pretty pun-ctual.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
When chemists die, they barium.
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they’d be alloys.
How much sex do Catholic priests get? Nun at all.
Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I saw a girl today who had 12 nipples. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?