Things not to say after sex:
– You are better than your sister.
– When do I put the condom on?
– There’s money on the counter.
– Alright who’s gonna help me rebury this?
– Do you have aids ? I don’t want to get it again.
– Yeah, definitely gay.
– It was better when you were sleeping.
– Please like and subscribe.
– Well that ejaculated quickly.
– New record, 17 seconds!
– I was born as male.
– Did your mom teach you that? You guys fuck so similar.