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I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.

 

Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down!

 

My wife and i were happy for twenty years; then we met..

 

I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.

 

Say what you want about deaf people..

 

The first time I got a universal remote control, i thought to myself “This changes everything”.

 

I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when i got home, all the signs were there.

 

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.

 

People say i’m condescending. That means I talk down to people.

 

I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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