Gisteren zo vies gegeten dat ik eigenlijk een vernietigende recensie wil schrijven. Maar het blijft toch je vrouw he.
I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to me.”
So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.
Eventually he called my mobile and said, “Bring it back here right now!”
I said, “$200 and it’s yours.”
What award did the creator of the knock-knock jokes win?
Laat het antwoord zien
Things not to say after sex:
– You are better than your sister.
– When do I put the condom on?
– There’s money on the counter.
– Alright who’s gonna help me rebury this?
– Do you have aids ? I don’t want to get it again.
– Yeah, definitely gay.
– It was better when you were sleeping.
– Please like and subscribe.
– Well that ejaculated quickly.
– New record, 17 seconds!
– I was born as male.
– Did your mom teach you that? You guys fuck so similar.